"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" - Hollywood, Florida. So, I chased a drug dealer down the alley this evening with my dog because he was dealing drugs out of our driveway. The police officer who filed the report for the outdoor furniture stolen earlier out of our front yard told us that the police force is "thin" due to the economy. I called "Crimestoppers", who told me that they could not help "victims" - only those who observe crimes done to other people. So I don't like guns or weapons and that would only land me in jail...so I will chase them down myself with my own courage and spit.